Three sentences for getting SUCCESS

• know more than other
• work more than other
• expect less than other

In a day when you don’t come across any problem - you can be sure that you are travelling on a wrong path - Swami Vivekananda

WHY (can anyone give the answers)

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lips”?
10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
15. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”
18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?
20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If you born poor, it’s not your mistake. But if you die poor it’s your mistake - Bill Gates

Respected Islamic Brothers & Sisters,

Assalamu Alaykum (السلام عليكم)

Alhamdulillah I’m fine with kind blessings of Almighty ALLAH Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala ( SWT ) and I hope that you and yours family will also be healthy, happy and fine. A most sacred, pious and spirtual month (Ramzan ul Mubarak) is going to start after short time, in fact it is the moth of Almighty ALLAH Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala. At finding this month again in our life I m congradulating to you of this most holy month and I m also requesting you to get more and more mercy of Almighty ALLAH Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala during this holy month, to get forgiveness of all sins of our past life, to make promise to Almighty ALLAH Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala to leave all sins in future, to pray regulary, to recite, to fast. Our main objective should be to make please and happy our Almighty ALLAH Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala and our Beloved Holy Prophet Sallallahu Alaihe Wassallam. We should also take more care of our muslim brothers & sisters than that in other months.

Before ending my this message, my heart again want to say ‘Ramzan ul Mubarak ho’ and I also request you to remember the whole ummah (all muslims [our elders, youngers, brothers and sister]) in your prayer during this holy month.

Wassalam,
Jazzak-Allah Khair

Assalam-O-Alaikum,

We are very pleased to announce the availability of the urdu phpBB 3.0.2 [RC3] package. This version has seen numerous stability fixes, performance tweaks and general bugs fixed. Additionally one minor security-related bug was fixed.

With this release, we also include the urdu version of Administration Panel. Also as phpBB also re-introduced the code changes tutorial. Due to the different codebase in phpBB3, these are a lot bigger and a lot more complicated than they ever were in phpBB2 - also the reason why we introduced the automatic update package and automatic updater in phpBB, which is able to handle modded boards too by merging differences. We do not recommend the use of the code changes tutorial - those are meant for professional users and support teams to help assist users having problems while updating.

Please note that we urge you to update. The versions we currently support here are urdu phpBB 3.0.2.

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السلا م علیکم,
ہم اردو پی ایچ پی بی بی 3.0.2 ورژن کو آپ کی خدمت میں پیش کرتے ہوئے انتہائی خوشی محسوس کر رہے ہیں۔ اس ورژن میں کافی بڑی تعداد میں سیکورٹی فکسز کے ساتھ ساتھ سابق ترجمہ کی اغلاط کا خاتمہ، رفتار کی بہتری اور نئی پوشاکیں شامل ہیں۔
اردو پی ایچ پی بی بی کی اس ریلیز میں انتظامی کنٹرول پینل کا اردو ترجمہ بھی شامل کر دیا گیا ہے۔ اس کے علاوہ اس میں پی ایچ پی بی بی والوں کا شامل کردہ کوڈ کی تبدیلی کا ٹیوٹوریل بھی شامل ہے۔
میں آپ سے التماس کروں گا کہ آپ اپنے پیکجز اس نئے ورژن پر اپ گریڈ کر لیں۔ اس سے سابقہ پیکجز کے مسائل کا نہ صرف خاتمہ ہو گا بلکہ آئندہ آنے والے اپ ڈیٹس کی شمولیت میں بھی آسانی رہے گی۔

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:04 PM: I couldn’t control my grin when I heard him announce his resignation.

I am happy (in fact most of the Pakistanis agree with me on this) that Musharraf has finally taken his jaws off Poor pakistanis’ throats. Yeah Pakistani nation needs another blood sucker. Musharraf is gone. What I feel bad about is, he is still very proud of the worst things he did in the history of Pakistan.

Anyhow we just have to bear with one more speach he is giving right now. I have heard the good news so I am stopping my live radio stream as he is just saying non sense right now. Making fool of us as he always did during the last 9 years.

He (Mush) says, “More than 85% Polls say that I should stay”. I wonder who are these stupid people? May be Mush is using Bots to vote for him. Anyhow cutting the details. He has left us and we should be happy. A new leech would be on its way. In fact he is. You are smart, I don’t need to explain. (I am not talking about Somro, now you got the Point?)

source : Fahd Murtaza

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Instructions

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Release Notes

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61 Years Ago there was a nation in search of a piece of land.
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Now There is a piece of land in Search of a nation. Love Pakistan and Pray for Pakistan

LONG LIVE PAKISTAN