In a day when you don’t come across any problem - you can be sure that you are travelling on a wrong path - Swami Vivekananda

WHY (can anyone give the answers)

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lips”?
10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
15. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”
18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?
20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If you born poor, it’s not your mistake. But if you die poor it’s your mistake - Bill Gates

Respected Islamic Brothers & Sisters,

Assalamu Alaykum (السلام عليكم)

Alhamdulillah I’m fine with kind blessings of Almighty ALLAH Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala ( SWT ) and I hope that you and yours family will also be healthy, happy and fine. A most sacred, pious and spirtual month (Ramzan ul Mubarak) is going to start after short time, in fact it is the moth of Almighty ALLAH Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala. At finding this month again in our life I m congradulating to you of this most holy month and I m also requesting you to get more and more mercy of Almighty ALLAH Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala during this holy month, to get forgiveness of all sins of our past life, to make promise to Almighty ALLAH Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala to leave all sins in future, to pray regulary, to recite, to fast. Our main objective should be to make please and happy our Almighty ALLAH Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala and our Beloved Holy Prophet Sallallahu Alaihe Wassallam. We should also take more care of our muslim brothers & sisters than that in other months.

Before ending my this message, my heart again want to say ‘Ramzan ul Mubarak ho’ and I also request you to remember the whole ummah (all muslims [our elders, youngers, brothers and sister]) in your prayer during this holy month.

Wassalam,
Jazzak-Allah Khair